Punishing noise-rock drenched in fuzz, with a little tip of the hat to some metals, some hardcore and all that furious sex danger love action the kids love so goddamned much.

Couch Slut are a five-piece hailing from New York City, hailed by L-Magazine as “Best New Heaviness” in their 2014 best-of-Brooklyn awards. Noted for their scathing, bowel-rattling, anxiety-inducing live performances, Couch Slut are a band that has finally embraced the angular, dissonant and emotional deluge of late 80s/early 90s noise rock and indie bands (ie Am Rep, Butthole Surfers, early Dino Jr) and fused it with the power, aggression and darkness of non traditional metal and hardcore.

My Life as a Woman, Couch Slut’s debut album, due Oct 6th on Handshake Inc., is a six-track odyssey of noise, death and trouble – masterfully pounded to hell and back, serenaded and spit upon, kicked in the face and left smiling, revenge blood pooling in your busted spleen. Featuring provocative, not-safe-for-facebook, artwork by world renowned Brazilian smut artist Leandro De Cotis Perfect for: modern living, awkward trips to the bathroom, getting wasted.